Who Are These Kids?

I'm sitting here watching the Teen Choice Awards feeling very old. I have no idea who these kids - these new young actors much less the musicians. Crazy that half of them have grown up on TV. Between Disney and Nickelodeon, they are practically starting them from the womb.

I'm going to be 36 next month. I feel old. You know you are sad when you used to brag about how late and often you used to go out, how drunk you got, how many beers you drank and now you brag about how many hours of sleep you get, how awesome your nap was.

All I want to do is lay around on the weekends and do nothing except watch TV, read, play on the computer and sleep. Sleep a lot.