So I've decided after not being able to eat a meal in front of my date with Alex, 5 years old, without accidentally cursing that I am in serious need of cleaning up my potty mouth. I'm not sure how or why it seems that I can barely finish a sentence without some explicative, but that is going to change. I've decided as I never keep New Year's Resolutions, that I need to create a Birthday Resolution. So I am going to quit cursing all the time. With the proviso that I can curse if I do something that causes physical pain. But as I am probably the LEAST graceful person on the planet and manage to do something ridiculous like trip and fall, sprain my ankle or stub my toe on at least a monthly basis...I'm not sure that my proviso is going to effectively curb my cursing. So...okay...that's it, no more.
F*ck.
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