So after a lot of thought this evening, I have a new plan! Get me to a nunnery!! It involves two things I've been looking for: job security and a man! I'm sure you are thinking there are no men in a nunnery...well, no there aren't, but it's worship of Jesus who was a man. See!
My mother said, but you would have to be celibate - and this is new to me how? Not to mention, I found a convent in Lincoln, Nebraska that wears a PINK habit!!! PINK! My signature color!
Check out the sisters! Love their habit - the pink. Not mention, they have 2 recreation periods - that's more than some kids get in school. AND they have a foozball table. I mean seriously, what else do you need?
Why didn't I think of this sooner?!
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I am laughing my ass off over here. I do believe you have found your calling. I have friends in Lincoln, too!
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